G'day and welcome to the Couch Of Chaos.
Yes, I know I look a little worse for wear. After the Raven girls yesterday it was absolute mayhem and madness around here. Spent all afternoon battling horny bloody Snow-Yetis, damn that Doyle woman. I finally found the Primian, but he is traumatised after his ordeal, has been so damn clingy. Now today was officially sanctioned as a "Snow Day" in my household, so I'm going to have to squeeze you in and out. Mind you after yesterdays antics I am quite sick of snow. I guess as a Canadian snow is your life. Mmmh well yes. Oh, you want me to hurry up? You have books to read and write. My, my, my you are a busy button. Ok let us not hold you up any longer.