G'day Dahlia, and welcome to the Couch of Chaos, I apologise for being so, so late today. You thought I had forgot hadn't you? I'm glad...

G'day Polly, welcome to the Couch of Chaos. Apologies for running late this morning. The bloody Primian escaped again, the bodies I...

G'day Gemma and welcome to the Couch of Chaos, I actually welcome you with great reverence. From my understanding you deal with the most...

G'day and welcome. So sorry I am running late, I was running. Literally. These things you do. Yes please sit down and get comfortable. ...

Welcome to the Couch of Chaos, Please make yourself as comfortable as possible. No, not quite that comfortable. Yes, that is your...