G'day Dawn and welcome to the Couch of Chaos. Now I do apologise as the sign above your head says it is Women in Horror Month... But,...

G'day Valerie and welcome to the Couch Of Chaos. Fantastic of you to drop in on a Sunday and the last day of the month. Though I started...

G'day Karen and welcome to the Couch of Chaos, You didn't bring Jennett with you, did you? Oh phew, that woman has some serious issues....

G'day Dahlia, and welcome to the Couch of Chaos, I apologise for being so, so late today. You thought I had forgot hadn't you? I'm glad...

G'day and welcome to the Couch of Chaos. I appreciate you coming out on manic monday. It must be so exciting as I heard you just received...

1 . G'day Marie and welcome. I really appreciate you squeezing me into your busy schedule. Yes, please sit down. Yes, that's the chair. I...

G'day Em, and welcome to my Couch of Chaos. I see the kids are getting along like a house on fire tormenting the Snow-Yetis together. I...