UK Amazon Link Here I can hear you all gasp in shock "But this isn't horror!" as I review and discuss this new book by Tim Lebbon. Trust...

G'day Dawn and welcome to the Couch of Chaos. Now I do apologise as the sign above your head says it is Women in Horror Month... But,...

G'day Christina and welcome to the Couch of Chaos. You see I saved the best till last. Yes, I know we are in March now. But, March is the...

G'day Valerie and welcome to the Couch Of Chaos. Fantastic of you to drop in on a Sunday and the last day of the month. Though I started...

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G'day Karen and welcome to the Couch of Chaos, You didn't bring Jennett with you, did you? Oh phew, that woman has some serious issues....

G'day Dahlia, and welcome to the Couch of Chaos, I apologise for being so, so late today. You thought I had forgot hadn't you? I'm glad...

G'day Polly, welcome to the Couch of Chaos. Apologies for running late this morning. The bloody Primian escaped again, the bodies I...

G'day and welcome to the Couch of Chaos. I appreciate you coming out on manic monday. It must be so exciting as I heard you just received...

G'day Catt and welcome to the Couch Of Chaos. I appreciate you popping in on a Sunday morning. Let me just lie down a bit, I'm still...

G'day Christina, and normally I would say welcome to the Couch of Chaos, but we are doing things a little bit differently today. I...

G'day Sea and welcome to the Couch of Chaos. Yes, that is where you are meant to sit. You would rather stand ? C'mon, think of it as...

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1 . G'day Marie and welcome. I really appreciate you squeezing me into your busy schedule. Yes, please sit down. Yes, that's the chair. I...

G'day and welcome to my little corner of chaos. G’day and thank you for inviting me. G Ooops, didn't mean to sit on him. Will he bite? He...

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G'day and welcome to the Couch of Chaos, Yes you can move the dog, no please just put him back on your lap. Benji is the boss man after...

Kia Ora and welcome to the Couch of Chaos. Quite a trek from the land of the Long White Cloud I appreciate you making the trip. Oh...

G'day, or should I say Howdy ... welcome to the Couch of Chaos. Please sit down and make yourself at home, umm no spurs on the couch,...