G'day Christina and welcome to the Couch of Chaos. You see I saved the best till last. Yes, I know we are in March now. But, March is the...

G'day Valerie and welcome to the Couch Of Chaos. Fantastic of you to drop in on a Sunday and the last day of the month. Though I started...

G'day Allisha and welcome to the Couch Of Chaos. Awesome of you to come in on a Saturday. Good to see your little ones out there playing...

G'day Mar and welcome to... please slow down, you are running way too... fast, for.. me. I appreciate you meeting me out here today. It...

G'day Polly, welcome to the Couch of Chaos. Apologies for running late this morning. The bloody Primian escaped again, the bodies I...

G'day and welcome to the Couch of Chaos. I appreciate you coming out on manic monday. It must be so exciting as I heard you just received...

G'day Catt and welcome to the Couch Of Chaos. I appreciate you popping in on a Sunday morning. Let me just lie down a bit, I'm still...

G'day Christina, and normally I would say welcome to the Couch of Chaos, but we are doing things a little bit differently today. I...

G'day Sea and welcome to the Couch of Chaos. Yes, that is where you are meant to sit. You would rather stand ? C'mon, think of it as...

G'day Gemma and welcome to the Couch of Chaos, I actually welcome you with great reverence. From my understanding you deal with the most...

G'day Jill, and welcome to my Couch of Chaos. In actual fact it has been relatively calm around here since the snow and the Snow-Yetis...

1 . G'day Marie and welcome. I really appreciate you squeezing me into your busy schedule. Yes, please sit down. Yes, that's the chair. I...

G'day Pippa and welome to the Couch Of Chaos. Did you have to defrost your front door lock to make it today? It certainly is a bit bloody...

G'day and welcome to the Couch of Chaos, Yes you can move the dog, no please just put him back on your lap. Benji is the boss man after...

Kia Ora and welcome to the Couch of Chaos. Quite a trek from the land of the Long White Cloud I appreciate you making the trip. Oh...

G'day, or should I say Howdy ... welcome to the Couch of Chaos. Please sit down and make yourself at home, umm no spurs on the couch,...

G'day Em, and welcome to my Couch of Chaos. I see the kids are getting along like a house on fire tormenting the Snow-Yetis together. I...

G'day and welcome to the Couch Of Chaos. Yes, I know I look a little worse for wear. After the Raven girls yesterday it was absolute...

G'day Ladies, and welcome. What a beautiful weather we are having, snow, sleet and hail all the good stuff. Yeah, please don't swing on...

G'day Candace and welcome. I appreciate you dropping in on a Sunday. You won't regret it, I hope. I just finished reading your novel The...